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Graham Norton (via consultingcoldplayer)

Is worshiped by Loki.
>:3
Got trolled by Iron Man :D
crashed a party with LOKI AWWW YEAAAAH
formed a team with phil coulson
YES
Created a new world with The Chitauri
…ohgod i’ve become loki
Shared ice cream with Thor!
went clubbing with Thor
Formed a team with Loki
Became the boss of the Chitauri
Well
It could be worse. I think technically that means I killed Thanos or something, so that makes me pretty much the biggest badass in the universe.
Wreaking havoc with Hawkeye.
Yeah okay that could totally happen.
went on a date with Captain America.
Er. Not only do I have a boyfriend, idk if Captain America would be charming or drive me crazy.
Went to the beach with Loki. I think I just took every teenage girl’s dream…
Had Babies with iron man!
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Girlfriend decided to put a sock on my dogs foot, and my dog seemed a little shocked to say the least.
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